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Imagine if Robbie ever had to apply for an all important job. Imagine what his CV may look like!
Hmm .... Could it look something like this?.
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ROBERT PETER WILLIAMS
CURRICULUM VITAE

NAME : Robert Peter Williams
D.O.B. : 13/02/1974
NATIONALITY : British
HOME ADDRESS : Various Houses, UK

EDUCATION

PRIMARY SCHOOL : Mill Hill Primary School (Qualified to ask 'Please Sir..')
SECONDARY SCHOOL : St. Margaret Ward High School (Qualified to prove people wrong)
DEGREES : University of Boy Band Wannabees (UBBW), qual. gained - Degree in Boy Bands
                 University of Funky Fashion (FFU), qual. gained - Funky Fashion Jumpers Degree

EXPERIENCE

I have worked within a manufactured boy band for numerous years where I gained the skills of backing singer and funky dance moves. Having worked with choreographers, producer's etc., I have gained excellent experience from this of Team Work!

I have also had an extremely successful career as a solo artist, not only recording songs but also being involved in the writing, production and development of them as well. I have appeared in many music videos, trying to break the boundaries with each new one.

From my musical career I have gained extensive skills in performing live, making audiences of various sizes across the globe fall at my feet, with every concert being a sellout.. I am able to manipulate the press to my own advantages and have excellent skills when it comes to appearing on TV or on radio. I have also ventured into the field of acting, where I have made my very own small movie titled 'Rob by Nature', where I have tried to portray the 'real' me to the public (please bear in mind though that I am an expert at manipulating the press!)

SKILLS

 - Manipulating the Press
 - Singing (both backing, lead and solo vocals)
 - Playing Football
 - Acting
 - Team Work
 - Communication
 - Cooperation

HOBBIES/PASTIMES

Playing Backgammon, playing/watching football (Rule the Mighty Vale!), shopping for the ever new funky fashion jumpers and wearing them on Top of The Pops, socialising, buying cars, playing with cars (real ones, not toys), the music industry, watching the demise of industry manufactured boy bands>


DISCLAIMER
The facts shown on this page are fictional, they do not bear any resemblance to Robbie Williams, and the CV is not connected to him in any way. No offense is meant.
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